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Apr. 30th, 2007

Silent Bob

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Hello all. Its been a while. Happy to be back. Whats been happening?

Dec. 15th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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This movie looks Kick ass!!!!!!!

panslabyrinth.com

Dec. 13th, 2006

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My Xmas Stocking

my xmas stocking )

Nov. 3rd, 2006

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Holloween pics.

I see that some of you have posted pics from Holloween. I wonder how many of you out there have more and would like to post them. I am BORED off my ass at work and would love some posts form people. Help me get through this day and start my weekend out right!!

Oct. 27th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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1. Would you be in control?

2. Would you pull my hair?

3. Would you whisper in my ear?

4. Would you talk dirty to me?

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

6. Would you say my name?

7. Would you go down on me?

8. Would you let me give you a hickie?

9. How many rounds would we go?

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?

11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?

13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

14. Would you want me to take my time?

15. Would you fall asleep with me when we were done?

16. Would you want us to go fast or slow?

17. Where would you wanna "do it" at?

18 Would u be loud or quiet?

19. Would you mind if i licked you?

20. Would you do it today?

21. Would you do it tomorrow?

22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

Oct. 20th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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[info]madtownevil's Halloween party:

100menplus dressed as a sedimentary pixie.
4shadow dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Mighty Ambassador.
_asiangoddess dressed as a mummy.
_sweetpink_ dressed as a character from "Platoon".
alternagirls dressed as the Buttered Power Ranger.
amazingjubblies forgot to put on clothes!
ambulancevsbaby dressed as a delivery.
anal_addicted dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Ariane.
badfalcon didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
blondeorgasm dressed as a warm pixie.
cheaptrikk dressed as a devil.
chelseavision dressed as a computer.
chrissycoyote dressed as Chekov from "Star Trek".
cumforcharlotte didn't dress up, spoilsport.
cybergirlerotic dressed as a goblin.
cyberspryte dressed as Groundskeeper Willie.
damp_silk dressed as a 1990's grunge child.
daydreampunk dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley, and it suited them disturbingly well.
dirtydavey dressed as a fullback for the Redskins.
dmbgirlee0205 dressed as Dwight Eisenhower.
eratobabe gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a pixie.
erotic_emily dressed as a strength.
erotic_writer dressed as Benjamin Harrison.
eroticbutterfly dressed as Optimus Prime, though it looked more like a Open-source Synergies, Inc. employee.
f_l_i_r_t dressed as a can of pork 'n beans.
fallenrhea dressed as Gwen Stefani riding a cow.
femmehedoniste dressed as a eagle.
fireofsorrow dressed as the Viscount of UrezuVillage.
gentle_people dressed as Elton John.
ghasa dressed as a new superhero: Ms. Worm.
girliethoughts didn't dress up, spoilsport.
her_alter__ego dressed as William Henry Harrison.
hesnotmyhubby dressed as the Earl of Cafkella.
i_eat_chalks dressed as Matt Damon, though it looked more like a new superhero: Snow -wave.
i_likeit_rough dressed as Optimus Prime.
iheartbreasts dressed as the love child of Rush Limbaugh and Oprah Winfrey.
imme26 dressed as the love child of Regis Philbin and Dolly Parton.
immortal_first dressed as Christy Turlington riding a rat.
jennas_crush dressed as your mother.
jumbledlaughter dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Doofus Gorillaface".
k8ydid dressed as Winona Ryder.
kozinu dressed as a Lyons-Gallaher UtilitiesInc. employee.
le_pussie dressed as something pink, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
lostvirtue dressed as the Archbishop of Tequiflu.
lsayyourecrazy dressed as a sub-adjunct software design supervisor.
makeyoumoan dressed as Paris Hilton.
marripetx dressed as the Next Power Ranger.
midnightsphinx dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Coalition of Will.
missqueencunt dressed as a penguin.
moonshinekat dressed as a linebacker for the Panthers, and it suited them all too well.
nature__girl dressed as your sister.
naughtynymph dressed as a junior bastard operator from hell.
needlessfishing dressed as Milla Jovovich.
needtobefucked dressed as a bottle of Temooid.
normanfbates dressed as a new superhero: Millennium Phantom.
oceanmystbbw didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
peterspecker dressed as Gwen Stefani's uncle.
phuqme dressed as Rudy Giuliani.
pinupnikkimarie gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the Governor of Vermont.
planetnathan dressed as a skunk.
pooshminky dressed as a first baseman for the Rockies, though it looked more like a invitation.
provocativepixy dressed as a furious shrub, and it suited them disturbingly well.
purtypinkcanoe dressed as a first baseman for the Rockies.
redhotgurl dressed as the Violet Power Ranger, though it looked more like a gallant character.
sarah_1228 dressed as something drunk, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
sex_lizard dressed as a 1990's grunge child.
sextrmental didn't dress up, spoilsport.
sexy_kitty83 dressed as Paris Hilton.
sexy_sassy didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
sexy_susie dressed as a parent.
skip_hunter dressed as the Viscount of Yellow Ash.
spiritual_tears dressed as a diplomat from Western Sahara.
squeekers84 dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
sunsh616 dressed as Britney Spears.
sweetndsexee dressed as Jeri Ryan.
terri_gets_wet dressed as a bottle of Malastaediol.
thedirtychisel dressed as the Purple Power Ranger.
transparent_sea dressed as Trent Reznor.
tsumi_x dressed as a pimp.
uglybuffy dressed as a Productized Paradigm ShiftsInc. employee.
vbadfairy dressed as Courtney Love.
wantingmyvibe dressed as Richard Nixon.
wet_biarch dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Chim-Chim Girdlebrains".
wheregodsroam dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Sophie.
whoridana dressed as the President of Guadeloupe.
xladyinsomniax dressed as Mr. Sulu from "Star Trek".
xxxmorbiddkxxx dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Mad Bandit.
yay_for_college dressed as the Purple Power Ranger.
yngcnt4u2use dressed as the Governor of Arkansas, though it looked more like Pamela Anderson.
your_own_bitch dressed as a Level 7 wizard.

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Sep. 7th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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My Personality
Neuroticism
2
Extraversion
99
Openness To Experience
97
Agreeableness
33
Conscientiousness
65
Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full Report

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Sep. 1st, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Imn Uaro

And You Would Be: The Destroyer of Earth

Aug. 25th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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Your Passion is Brown

You are both a sensitive and sensual lover.
Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover.
Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood.
For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love.

Jul. 31st, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

May. 8th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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Pictures of my LJ Friends )


Try out this Meme

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Apr. 19th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

BOO-YAH Mutha-Fucka

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the wasteland, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Madtownevil! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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Mar. 31st, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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Greed:Medium
 
Gluttony:Medium
 
Wrath:Very Low
 
Sloth:High
 
Envy:Very Low
 
Lust:Very High
 
Pride:Very Low
 


The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

Jan. 24th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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LiveJournal Username
Age
Favorite ice cream
Favorite season
Thinks you're ass is tight:oceanmystbbw
Wants to lick hot chocolate off you're body:daydreampunk
Wonders how good you are in bed:squeekers84
Wishes you would screw him/her on the spot:tsumi_x
Is romatically in love with you:honeygirl82
Wishes you were gay so he/she could love you better:sextrmental
Hopes you'll take him/her to great heights (wink wink nudge nudge):fallenrhea
Day dreams about having sex with you 24/7:blondeorgasm
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Jan. 19th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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1) What was the first album you ever received?
Van Halen 5150. Still have it!


2)What was the first movie you saw in a theatre?
Aliens

3) When was your first kiss?
Eigth grade. You do the math! LOL


4) What age did you lose your virginity?
19 for full penatration. Oral is a different story. Grins

5) When did you first taste alcohol?
Was 7 with a toothache. My grandma gave me a shot of Brandy and told me that it would help. I slept like a baby!


6)What was the first thing you did this morning?
Admired the feel of morning wood!


7)What was your first injury?
I was 5 yrs. old. I sat on my sisters feet and she shot me up into the air. I landed wierd and snap. It was also the day that I found out that my parents were getting a divorce and I was moving to Wisconsin.

8)Who was your first celebrity crush?
Meg Ryan! And still. In IQ she was just toooooo cute!


9)What was the first drug you ever tried and when?
Weed and acid the same day. I was 18


10)What was the first biggest scare in your life?
Watching in what seemed to be slow motion as my brakes went out and I went through a yeild sign at 35 and got t-boned by a car doing 50.


Post this in your journal to see your friends' firsts as well!
Beavis & Butthead

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Ask me ask me a question (or as many as you like) no matter how personal, dirty, sexy, or strange, and I will answer them honestly and then ask you something back

Jan. 17th, 2006

Beavis & Butthead

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Well I just got my Pee-Pee wacked for not posting so here it goes.


I am doing ok here. Still no sex or pleasure. Still no cyber buddies or phone friends to tease me and help me out. Lots of people telling me that I should get her help. She is getting help and that is working for her but not helping her sex drive. Females please help a guy out.

Dec. 21st, 2005

Beavis & Butthead

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Damn my neck hurts today. Must have slept wrong. Went to bed with a hard on and woke up with one. Wonder if I had it all night??

Dec. 19th, 2005

Beavis & Butthead

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Well went and seen Narnia and King Kong this weekend. Both get the thumbs up. At the late show of Kong there was a couple sitting infront of me and I would catch them kissing and such. At one point the lady seemed like she couldnt sit still so I leaned up a bit and the dude had his hand under her skirt and was fingering her pussy. She was trying hard not to let out to big of a moan but was not doing such a good job at it. As soon as she moaned, the guy looked around and seen me leaning up. He asked if I wanted a better view of the show. Well of course I said yes. So I moved seats to the seat in front of them and turned around so I could watch. Well she got all hot then and put her leg over the seat and on my shoulder, lifted up her skirt and I seen him not fingering her but working her little shaved pussy with a small vibe. I told him to work on her breasts and nipples and let her work the vibe. She was all for it and grabbed the vibe and his hand went up her shirt. I looked around and there were only 20 people in the show and they were all down in the middle so no one had any idea what was going on in the 2nd to last row at the top. Well this young ( would say in her early 20's) thing just started going to town on her pussy and was rubbing her clit so fast, then I hear her say that she was going to cum. i thought nothing of it and watched intently as she rubbed faster and worked the vibe to her g-spot. She told the dude to pinch her nipples harder and make it hurt. He was worried about doing it to hard I could tell and she kept telling him to pinch harder. Finally he started to do what she asked cuz she started moaning harder and her chest was heaving up and down. My eyes are locked on this sweet dripping pussy that is being assaulted by its owner and she locks eyes with me and tells me that she is going to cum for me. Our eyes are locked and she whispers for me to look down at her pussy. I look down and she tells us that she is almost there and then BOOM!!! This little thing squirts over my head and down about 3 rows. It just keeps cumming and cumming. I move to the side so not to get totally covered in pussy juice, and she has her feet on the back of the seats in front of her her pussy held high in the air and she is still just working it. After about a full min of squirting she drops back to her seat and starts shivering and shaking form her massive orgasm. We all calm down and I go back to watching the movie while they clean her up. A few min later she goes off to the bathroom and Dude leans up to me...."This is my first date with her and I never imagined it would be like this...she scares me a little." I about laugh my ass off! If that scares you then you need to go back to 8th grade and learn a little! ha ha I wish him luck and tell him that I am 100% sure that he is getting laid tonight. He grins and goes back to watching the movie. She returns and tells him that she needs something to drink, as he leaves she moves up and sits next to me in the seat that she just squirted all over. "That was the best and strongest orgasm of my life. I just wanted to thank you." I told her that I did nothing and she says that just by me watching her like that made her so hot that she couldnt contain herself. I told her to take it easy on Dude cuz she scared him. She laughed, and said that it was a blind date that her cousin set up. He is very sexually naive and never experienced anything other than just plain vanilla sex. I told her that he was in for a real suprise tonight then. She gives me a huge grin and said nothing. he came back with her drink and we finished watching the movie. I am pretty sure by the sounds coming from behind me that he got a blow job b4 the movie was done. I not turn to watch that. A movie to remember!

Dec. 6th, 2005

Beavis & Butthead

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My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 rfreeberns a-hopping.
11 whoridanas a-milking.
10 tomshardwares a-galloping.
9 squeekers84s a-snorting.
8 big_tits2s a-tickling.
7 dirtydaveys a-hooting.
6 slashdot_unbans a-drumming.
5 red pinkstilettos83s.
4 sipping for_your_lovers.
3 Lichtenstinian deanforamericas.
2 gerbil officialgaimans.
And a k8ydid in a watermelon tree.
Get gifts! Username:
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